Small stuff 1
Anguson August 10, 2015
0 CommentsSimplify is my favourite word after determination.
After ploughing through a host of journals on bladder incontinence I came across this “oh well” advice “always wear dark trousers”.
Angry night nurse to patient, “You pressed the call button. What do you want?” Patient, “Nothing. I was just exercising my thumb!”
Physio to recoverer, “How many sit to stands do you do?” “50”. “Today you will do 70 starting from minus ten.”
Physio to recoverer lying face down on the floor, “You fell over.” “No I didn’t. I just adjusted my exercise routine from the vertical to the horizontal plane.”
A positive attitude, looking at circumstances as a glass half full is ok but determination grabs the glass and fills it from the nearest tap!
Enough
Angus