When I fell and broke my stroke-affected hip, I went to the orthopaedic section in the hospital. In summary, my stay is best described as painful. My Orthopod was okay, but I think of Irish extraction because he gave the connecting pin an extra whack – to be sure! Now my left leg is shorter than my right, but nobody believes me. Stop laughing Ted, it has not changed my political view.
My left stroke-affected arm reacts to every sneeze or cough by sweeping across my regulation black elastic-waisted trousers and stopping at the gonad protection position. I read that strokes often caused incontinence which corrected itself after a month. Did I miss out - it’s about four years ago now!
Angus
